Well, let's dive on into our weekly introduction section. Here we are, in the weekly introduction section, introducing you to things, we'll talk about horrible things that just aren't good, as the title says, they are in fact terrible. And there are eleven of them. Why should you care? Well, take a gander below and see if you can handle all of these terrible things. Well, without further adieu, here we go.
1. Just Awful
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
2. Terrible
I did a google search for "fancy duck"
3. Ew
4. Wow
Rumor has it that Toads hated JFK and used their connections to underground crime to take out the President. But on account of them being toads, they had no money and couldn't communicate with the mafia, so the CIA stepped up and blew the top of Kennedy's skull clean off.
5. About as nice as the elephant man's aesthetics crossed with Gordon Ramsey's expectations
Frickin Pespi milk.
6. Rumor has it the Mayans predicted this
7. He is sh*t, get over it.
He doesn't even write his own songs, he's soft as heck and y'all were rippin on Bino for being white a few years ago, this dude is not only from an upper middle-class family, but he's from an upper middle-class family where he acted in a long running TV show, ADDITIONALLY, THIS ALL HAPPENED IN CANADA SO YOU KNOW THIS DUDE IS SOFT AS HELL!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN MUSIC VIDEOS WITH YG? YG HAS KILLED PEOPLE. ALL DRAKE HAS DONE IS MEMORIZE LINES SINCE THE TIME HE WAS 12!
8. Can't trust 'em
Who wants anything to do with a country whose national pastime is retreating and not pronouncing half of the letters in their words?
9. Have you seen this crap?
Never been, but I have heard awful things.
10. Never did like them. Haven't met one, but still, no thank you.
No gracias.
11. It's not Eleven
I don't think I have ever given less of a damn when a character died. Well, it meant the show wasn't going to be awful every time she was on screen so IDK, I guess I did care. Either way, awful.
OK well now that all of that is done with, let's go to the conclusion section, here we are in the conclusion section, concluding things, everything is getting squared away, overall if you were offended you should stop taking my articles seriously, and if you take my articles seriously you are playing a dangerous game because right now the spread is about 50/50 joke/serious articles.
