Whoever said that being clumsy was a bad thing? That person was sadly mistaken because being clumsy has a lot of perks! Get ready to learn why clumsy people have it so great!
1. Battle Scars
Remember the time you accidentally punched yourself in the face and got a black eye? Instead of telling people what really happened, I'm sure you came up with a pretty cool story about how you got in a fight with Mike Tyson because you were both going for the last cookie at the buffet.
2. Free Service
Not many people easily trust you with cutting cakes, lighting candles, or even opening chip bags, so they will usually do the task for you. Don't take any offense to their helpfulness! Instead of putting out whatever fire you would have caused, you are now being given an opportunity to sit back and relax.
3. High Pain Tolerance
Considering you fall at least three times per day and have probably broken several bones within the past year, you need that high pain tolerance in order to get you through life.
4. Pro Choreographer
5. In Good Company
6. The Emergency Room is Your Second Home
You basically know all of the nurses in the emergency room at this point.
