If you're reading this listicle, I think it's safe to assume that you have been to at least one electronic music event in your life. If you have, you know that there are multiple types of show attendees ranging from "Kandi Kid" to "I'm only here because I was forced," and most are extremely hilarious. Lets see what category you fall under, according to your sector of the Ecliptic.

1. Aquarius

Being the lone wolf, social butterfly that they are, Aquarius enters the show and immediately takes off on their own in search of strangers to groove with; yet somehow always seems to come staggering across their friends after the show.

2. Pisces

The one jammin' with their eyes rolling in the back of their head, in the corner alone because the music vibes with their soul and because screw all these people; "It's all about the music, man."

3. Aries

The leader of the wolf pack; usually sober so they can mother their mentally lost mates. Doesn't let their friends out of sight, watches them like a hawk. We all need one of these kinds of attendees in our packs. Better safe than sorry, eh?

4. Taurus

The one that HAS to be front and center of the show the entire time, no matter what it takes. They will abandon their friends and push through thousands of people and puke in order to achieve this. Once positioned where they'd like to be, they would rather die of dehydration than ever leave their zone to get water or use the bathroom.

5. Gemini

The one in the smoker's room the entire show. They are conversing and trading stories with others because their friends dragged them there, and honestly they'd rather be at home reading a book about EDM, than experiencing it hands on.

6. Cancer

Parties like no tomorrow, but also keeps a very close eye on their friends. Makes sure everybody is safe and okay, but may or may not also be influencing them to go the extra mile. Considerably the "fun parent" of the group.

7. Leo

The one in hella obnoxious bright clothing that you could spot from a mile away (girls, those weird furry booty things) and a s*** ton of kandi bracelets. You'll find them busting insane dance moves like there is no tomorrow.

8. Virgo

Hates all the people, would rather be at home playing World of Warcraft, but loves the music and the party favors. (;

9. Libra

The one who cannot stay in one place to save their life because they MUST make as many new friends as possible. Probably has P.L.U.R tattooed on them or has at least thought about it at one point in their life.

10. Scorpio

The one who over does it and ends up on the ground after the first hour or two, or is being carried out by paramedics. (Don't do drugs kids) (;

11. Sagittarius

The one that's there to "Joanne The Scammer" people for their goods and bargain party favors. Couldn't honestly care less about the music. All about their hustle.

12. Capricorn

Buys pre-sale tickets as soon as they drop. Find them "turnt up," head-banging the entire show. Go big or go home, right Capricorns?