If you're a college student with a love for beer, bad decisions, and regrets than you have experienced my favorite past time better known as drunk texting. You know exactly when it hits: right around 11pm when you're feeling needy and want to be acknowledged. There's many different type of drunk texting, though - it ranges from the texts to your best friend that only the two of you would understand, to the love of your life who simply is not dealing with it, to the boy you're actually gonna see, or my favorite category: your parents.
Each one has a different ring to it, and here is a complied list of my personal favorites:
Your best friend.
...Apparently someone did not want to be in the situation they found themselves in.
...When your best friend is trying to tell you the action you're about to do is a TERRIBLE idea, yet you still think you can handle it.
...We've all been completely hammered at 11:58 on a monday.... right?
THAT BOY.
...Because one text telling him you hated him clearly did not serve its purpose.
...Leading multiple boys on at one time has to be a personal fav... no?
...When you have every fraternity on campus at the touch of a button.
...We love drunk spell check.
...When you tell your best guy friend you have a thing for dad bods and older men and this is what happens.
...Do you think she ever got the blanket and or phone charger?
...Ugh, relationship goals, "Let me tell you something before I'm sober."
YOUR PARENTS.
...At least she was nice to her mom.
...When mom says it as it is.
...When mom does not like your instagram picture.
...Self explanatory.
...Protective moms are the best.
...Thanks for sending her to Penn State, Mom.
...Someone really wanted some nuggets.
Well, there you have it. The best compilation of drunk texts I could find. So before you feel too bad about yourself, or want to lock your phone in a cabinet Thursday through Sunday, remember these and feel a little bit better about yourself in the long run.
