If you've ever been the person who cringes as your friends tell you what happened last night, if you've ever been the person who deletes your Snapchat stories from the night before as soon as you wake up, if you've ever blamed your actions on your drunk alter-ego... you're not the only one. Cringe and laugh along to these 23 confessions of the stupidest things people have done while drunk:

1. The real reason why they didn't make it to the party:

After drinking way too much vodka with my best friend freshman year, we rolled down a very high hill on the way to a frat party and then got covered in mud/way too dizzy and had to go back to the dorm before we even made it to the party.

2. This regret:

Smoked a cigarette when I've always told myself it's one of the things I'd never do

3. This person who ISN'T sorry:

Texted my ex an apology for our breakup. I ain't sorry!

4. THIS:

Drive. End of story.

5. This probably took a while to laugh at:

I slept with my best friend. It’s kind of funny now but I definitely cringe when I think about it.

6. Wasting perfectly good beer:

In Denver, Colorado, I threw a half-full beer off the 4th-floor balcony of a hotel room nonchalantly. Walked back in the room and asked where my beer went. No one lets me live that down til this day

7. When your drunk self has infinite confidence:

I once entered an amateur striptease contest to a Lady Gaga song seconds before my boyfriend walked in the bar with me half naked on stage...

8. This person with multiple stories:

I don't even know where to begin...

One time I did a 19-second chug of vodka.

Another time I slammed my own hand in the front door when I was trying to kick someone out of my best friend's house party. I broke my finger.

Another occasion I was so drunk I was being mischievous. Someone was trying to take me home and I kept running out of the car. I ran away from them, they couldn't find me. And at 3 a.m. someone else I knew randomly drove past me and was like, "Hey don't we know her??" They drove me home eventually.

9. Celebrating good news:

One time my friend and I were drunk and took a pregnancy test at Chimy's and when we saw it was negative we took it around to other bars in an empty Chilton bucket.

10. A love story:

I made out with my uber driver.

11. Oops:

One time I was going to crickets when I was undergrad... I was so drunk (off Sutter Homes wine and tequila shots)... so I’m walking up to the bouncer and handed them my ID, which happened to be my real one (I wasn't 21 at the time), then I go, "Oh wait not that one try this one...” he tells me to get lost and I was feeling so sick I threw up seconds later at the entrance...

12. This is true love:

I started crying when my boyfriend was being so nice and started to wipe my face to take my makeup off.

13. Yikes:

I made out with my good friend's girlfriend of 2 and a half years...

14. When your drunk self betrays you:

I drunk called my mom from a bar and told her I failed two classes.

15. When you know you shouldn't but do anyway:

I drunk called three exes within an hour of each other.

16. Yikes again:

I slept with a cougar... Who was a really good family friend...

17. This good idea:

I tried to punch through an apartment window.

18. This even better idea:

I peed in a trash can.

19. This memorable road trip:

The day before I was supposed to drive home for Christmas break, I got super trashed with my friends. I ended up puking that night and had to make an eight-hour drive the next day. I had to pull over 13 times on that drive because I was still throwing up so much.

20. Bet this hurt the next morning:

I jumped out of an uber while it was driving.

21. The drunk mom friend:

I got home from a day party with my friends and all of our clothes were wet and disgusting from the pool. I gathered up everyone's laundry and reached peak "mom" by starting the load while completely smashed. Everyone was so proud until I went to do another load a few days later and discovered that I'd never moved the drunk load to the dryer and it'd been sitting in a mildew-y heap since the weekend.

22. "It was going well until..."

I got shmammered and tried to dance on a stripper pole on a raised platform at a club in Charleston. It was going as well as it could for a drunk girl who can’t dance until I decided to be fancy and spin around upside down. As soon as my feet went above my head, I fell from the pole.

23. This romantic tale:

A few days before Halloween, I went to a party at my boyfriend’s fraternity. I had a little too much to drink. On the walk home, I said I love you for the first time. I said I love you for the first time absolutely wasted on a sidewalk. He said it back but it was ridiculous and embarrassing.

Disclaimer: The author does not promote binge drinking or any of the actions portrayed in this article. Please drink responsibly!