As promised, here is the completed Drunk on the Spirit. Sorry this took so long, but maybe this will make it worth it.
Fill yourself up with the Spirit, be free of the spirits
I don’t care if its fine, please put down the bottle of wine
If you truly have someone dear, take your face out of that beer
You look really pale, or is that just your 5th ale?
You come up to me and you say “I’m dandy”, I really know that’s just the brandy
I see everyone everywhere drowning in sin, that’s not their fault, that’s probably the gin
If you’re full of yourself and think yourself a thumb breaker, you’ve probably had too many shots of Jaeger.
This goes out to everyone, who’s making themselves sick
Whether you’ve had only one drink, or you’re a complete alcoholic
I understand the alcohol changes you, makes you sail
Let’s see if you’re still saying that when you’re rotting in jail
It makes you do the unexpected, lets you live life more easily
Well buddy, I have two words for you: public indecency.
You say I don’t know what I’m talking about, you think I just can’t
Let me offer some numbers to back up my rant.
First number to remember: 199.
That’s how many billions of dollars are spent on each year
I swear I’m not joking, this isn’t being played by ear
That’s not enough? You want more to hear?
Listen to this next line, see if you’re still not reeling with fear
Next number: 50.
That’s the percentage of driving fatalities that are involving alcohol.
That number gets you thinking, makes you feeling
The gears in your head should be turning, you should be positively reeling.
One last number to prove my point today,
This is the last thing I’m going to say
The last number: 6
That's how many people are killed by alcohol every day
You hear that saying "there's absolutely no way!"
Addiction is an ongoing battle, it's an endless fray
Unfortunately at the moment, it's a problem that's here to stay.
This poem isn't meant to solely be an IQ flaunt
Let me tell you about the type of drunkenness you do want.
