Phases of a drunk girl…
1. LET'S GO OUT!
2. What should I wear?!?!
3. I have nothing to wear :/
4. That’s it… I’m not going.
5. *starts drinking*
6. Okkkk... I guess I’ll go.
7. We look fabulous!
8. *cheers*
9. Let's leave and go dance.
10. OMG I love dancing (*flailing arms like a fish out of water*), YASS!
11. SHOTS!
12. I'm like so drunk, lets go home...
13. *starts crying*
14. I just really miss him (*talking about their ex of 3 years*).
15. I’m so hungry!
16. *shoves a sleeve of Oreo's down throat*
17. I’m so fat, I need to go to bed.
18. Nuh-nights world.
19. *wakes up next morning* What did I do to myself last night?
20. Let's go out tonight!