For those of you who have been anxiously waiting for the new season of Game of Thrones since the season finale last year: we're almost there. In less than two weeks, we'll be reunited with Tyrion's wit and humor, Cersei's conniving ways, and Jon Snow's beautiful mane. This season is rumored to be the most surprising yet, according to some of the actors and actresses. Overlapping plot lines, possibly new characters--who knows? I just know it's going to be incredible. To spice up the premiere, here's an idea: stock up on Dornish wine (or Natty Light if you can't afford imported liquor) and play a drinking game. Here's a few rules you can follow if you're game, but beware; you're going to need a loooot of alcohol if you want to keep up.
1. Every time someone dies, take a shot. This excludes battle scenes, where dozens can die at a time... we don't want you to go to the hospital.
2. Finish your drink when any of Dany's dragons destroy a village. It WILL happen this season. I can feel it.
3. Take a single sip whenever Hodor says "Hodor". Self explanatory.
4. Three sips whenever Jaime and Cersei get.. intimate.
5. Finish your drink again whenever Bran has one of his wolf dreams. That kid sure has an imagination on him.
6. Whenever Dany starts giving a riveting speech on how she'll be the best ruler of the Seven Kingdoms, drink from the time she starts talking until the time she's finished.
7. Every time Tyrion speaks poorly of his Lannister roots, take a sip.
8. Each time Jon Snow looks seductively into the camera (let's hope this one gets you the drunkest), take two sips.
9. A shot for every gruesome torture method that someone twisted has come up with and is implementing on some poor soul.
10. Take another shot every time you hear anyone say "A Lannister always pays his debts". I mean, good Lord, we get the point, they have a lot of money.
