With the holiday season coming up and getting to see a variety of people over the break, college students do not look forward to the ridiculous number of questions coming their way when they go home.

That's your major? What are you going to do with that?

Although you may sound interested in my life when you ask this question, the shock and surprise does not go unnoticed.

How is your love life? Meet any boys?

I am not obligated to disclose this information.

What is your GPA?

I don't know, what is your annual income?

What do you do on the weekends?

I think we both know the answer to this question: studying at the library!

Any awkward roommate stories?

I disappoint every person who asks this question because I actually like my roommate.

If you could go to another school and price wasn't an option, what school would you go to?

I usually get too uncomfortable with this question and walk away.

You really like living that far away?

Oddly enough, the distance isn't that noticeable unless I have to go home for something.

Where do you go to get food on campus?

The Cafeteria, Domino's, anywhere that has food for one dollar.

Have you figured out where you want to work after graduation?

I've been here for five months.

Have you run out of money yet?

Yes, if you would like to make a donation to my bank account, there is a box next to the door.

Gotta love the holidays!