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Going Back to IUP after Winter Break as told by Drake

It's Been a Long Winter Break

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1. Nails done hair done everything did / Oh you fancy huh

You're pretty much feeling yourself. New haircut, clothes, shoes, everything. New year, new you, right? You're ready for this semester to kick off.

2. They just spent like two or three weeks out the country /Them boys up to something they just not just bluffing

Forget two or three weeks, it feels like you've been gone forever and you're ready to get into some trouble with your crew.

3. I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know last year / Who the f*ck are y'all?

You've been so isolated at home that you forgot you actually have a lot of friends at IUP. Yet when you go out you still manage to see a million people you've never seen. How this is possible after so many semesters at IUP I’ll never know.

4. No new friends

Your squad is solid.

5. I got the drink in me goin' back to back

SYLLABUS WEEK!

6. If I ain't the greatest then I'm headed for it

Syllabus week dies and once the semester starts to kick in you slowly realize how much work you have to do, but you’re ready to go and put the work in. You feel like after you’ve had a break full of rest you can put your full effort in. This is about to be your best semester yet, you hope.

7. Everything's adding up, you've been through hell and back

You know it’s going to be a rough semester trying to accomplish all of your goals.

8. Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments

That’s not to say some good won’t come out of your hard work this semester and you plan to celebrate your successes. Every. Last. One.

9. I was runnin' through the 6 with my woes

And through the ups and the downs you’re glad to be back with your woes to make it through it all.

10. So just hold on we're going home

We’ll be back soon enough.

11. Man what a time to be alive

I love you, IUP.

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