Doritos are basically the best brand of chips known to man. They have amazing flavors, such as Spicy Nacho and Cool Ranch. Along with their more tasty flavors, they also have crazier flavors like Doritos Roulette. What people don't know is that Doritos used to have the absolute best flavors that they've discontinued. I love Doritos, but I would love them so much more if they brought back some of their old goodies. Here are the flavors that I am literally begging Doritos to bring back:
1. Guacamole Doritos
Calling all guacamole lovers: we need these back in our lives. These Doritos are the best Doritos in the whole entire world and I will not die happy if Doritos does not bring them back, asap. Doritos: If you're reading this, I don't want them. I need them.
2. 3rd Degree Burn
I'm going to have to pass on these, only because I love my taste buds and don't want to hurt them. However, I'm sure there are some people out there who don't mind torturing their mouth with fire.
3. Doritos Collisions
What more could you possibly want? Two delicious flavors in one bag. I want to cry of happiness just thinking about it.
4. Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch
This one is more spicy, but it is a type of spicy that you can handle. Buffalo and ranch are one of the best combinations known to man, so the fact that Doritos used to have them in chip form is beautiful.
5. Black Pepper Jack
I've never tried these and I'm so upset that I won't be able to.
6. Late Night Cheeseburger
You can't always find a cheeseburger at midnight to fulfill late-night cravings, but you used to be able to find these chips and that's all that mattered.
7. Jalapeno and Cheddar
Living in Texas, I can think of about 100 people who would do anything to get their hands on these.
8. Doritos Minis
All 90's babies are probably crying as they see this. There was nothing better than whipping these babies out at lunch and making everyone around you immediately green with envy.
Please, Doritos, just bring these flavors back so we can live happy again. I'm begging you.
