29 WRITERS
EXPLAINED IN DONUTS

1) HOMER:

The donut represents how fine the warrior is until he gets a hole cut out of him.

2) JOHN DONNE:

I will carry a donut on my beard, maybe have sex with it, take it to church, and I will like it.

3) WILLIAM BLAKE:

The donut represents the dichotomy between worldly and divine existence.

4) F. SCOTT FITZGERALD:

Bring donuts to the party!!!

5) OSCAR WILDE:

Donuts equal masturbation. So do muffins... So do all snack foods.

6) HENRY DAVID THOREAU:

The donut is a product of a society and I hate it. There are not donuts in the woods.

7) W.B. YEATS:

The donut is the Irish patriot. Nothing else matters. Woo, Ireland!

8) EMILY DICKINSON:

The donut is lonely but must be something profound.

9) EE CUMMINGS:

The donut is a symbol of Gods love. Eat it and fill yourself with holy pastry with a whole.

10) WALLACE STEVENS:

I LIKE DONUTS AND ICE CREAM.

11) LESLIE SILKO:

Donuts were a Native American delicacy, and the white man took that from us, so now we have fry bread.

12) SYLVIA PLATH:

The blood inside my body is like the jelly filled in the donut. I must take a bite.

13) CHRISTINA ROSSETTI:

Don’t take the goblins’ donuts. Okay, maybe try one. Okay, maybe eat them all. Okay, now you're screwed.

14) SHEL SILVERSTEIN:

Donuts fonuts for the bonut monster.

15) ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

If you don't eat donuts while drinking bourbon on the wing of an airplane flying over Africa and shooting lions, you're not a real man.

16) MAYA ANGELOU:

The chocolate donut is the strong, independent black woman.

17) CHARLES BUKOWSKI:

The donut is about sex. Everything is about sex. Sex.

18) LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI:

The donut is the poet, and the poem is the hole.

19) ROBERT FROST:

The donut is the fair road while the donut hole is the road less traveled.

20) JK ROWLINGL:

The donut is a mystical, time-jumping food created by a troll.

21) ALLEN GINSBERG:

Donut holes remind me of my boyfriend, and hot damn, they're delicious as drugs.

22) EDGAR ALLAN POE:

The donut symbolizes the infinite circle of horror and death.

23) JACK KEROUAC:

The donut is the American Dream, and you have to drive your car to find the ideal one.

24) LEMONY SNICKET:

The donut was actually Count Olaf!

25) RAY BRADBURY:

Donuts are a way of brainwashing society, so I will eat scones instead.

26) DANTE:

Each donut in this box represents a layer... IN HELL (DON’T SEND ME TO THE MAPLE GLAZE, NOOOOOO)

27) CERVANTES:

I will offer this lady a donut as a form of chivalry... Oops, I dropped it... Then I got beat up.

28) JAMES JOYCE:

Let's not talk about the letter he wrote about donuts....

29) RALPH WALDO EMERSON:

This donut could fill its hole if it would only be receptive to its surroundings and absorb the knowledge the world holds.