Are you shy?
Want to show your more wild side?
Want to impress your romantic partner?
I got you.
I come in many colors and styles.
You can pick something that’s sweet and modest
Or something more spicy and skimpy
You can find me at your local Target
Or somewhere more upscale
Either way, I’m here to solve
Your intimacy problems
From the slightest touch
To the most raunchy of acts