Well, he’s done it again. Donald Trump continued to leave Americans puzzled when he decided not to show up for the last GOP Debate before the Iowa Caucus. Trump has not hidden his confidence at any point in his campaign for president, but after these recent events, one has to wonder what exactly is going on in that overly-bronzed head of his. With all that extra time on his hands from not having to prepare for the debate, who knows what he could’ve done? He could’ve been...
1. Fixing his hair
Obvi he goes for the natural look.
2. Firing someone
Foreshadowing of what’s to come if he sits in the Oval Office come January 2017.
3. Building a huuuuuuuuuge wall
“It’ll be beautiful.”
4. Watching "SNL"
If he has any sense of humor at all.
5. Sleeping
Everyone needs their beauty sleep. Especially if your face is on this many memes.
6. Wearing an "I love NY" shirt
Sticking to his roots.
7. Being politically correct
Jk.
8. Frowning
Turn that frown upside down, Mr. Trump.
9. Building a building
Apparently he does that or something.
10. Finding new ways to wear red, white, and blue
*cue the stripes*
11. Tanning
Everyone loves a nice mid-winter glow.
See you in Iowa.































