Arlington, TX — It was a cold and rainy Saturday when Theodore Pugsevelt, a local 6-year-old pug, set out to find his bone. As the little dog made his way across the vast, rolling plains of his backyard, he began to ponder some of the greater questions in life.
He wondered if his family, who had been gone for 20 minutes, would ever return again. He wondered if the vacuum machine would ever stop trying to kill him once a week. He wondered how long he could keep the squirrel army from breaching his perimeter and entering his territory. Lastly, he wondered who is the good boy? Is he the good boy? Is he?
Alas, Theodore Pugsevelt may not have found his bone that afternoon. He did, however, find him self. When asked about his expedition into the back yard, Theodore Pugsevelt simply commented that it was "Ruff."