The one thing I was looking forward to when coming home was being reunited with my adorable (but insane) beagle. I can always count on her to have the liveliest personality to welcome my home. She truly is one of my best friends and never fails to fill my day with excitement. However, while I may be overjoyed to see her, I can't help but guess just exactly what runs through that obnoxious brain of hers...

1. "Oh my gosh, you're home. You're really home."

2. "Finally, someone to play with me!"

"I never get enough attention, I swear!"

3. "Come on, play with me!"

"For at least 5 minutes then I must go take a nap."

4. "Okay... Who said you could hug me?"

"No one else hugs me, please, back off."

5. "So glad you're back so I have someone to take my outside in the afternoon."

"I have a lot of sniffing to do, human!"

6. "Who said you could bother me at 11:30 AM?"

7. "Get... out... of... the... living... room..."

"How am I supposed to nap with you here? You don't get such wonderful looks like this without a couple of naps. Gosh, human. Move."

8. "What... what... why are you in my bed?"

"Sure it was your bed but you left so squatter rights!"

9. "I swear to God if you don't turn that music down..."

"I used to have peace and quiet in this household! I'm too old for this!"

10. "Will you ever unpack your suitcase?"

"Or do I have to sniff it until it's out of my way?"

11. "Gosh... when do you go back?"

"I have had a whole week with you and that is honestly 7 days too much."

12. "Wait- Don't go!"

"Sure, I just gave you attitude and wouldn't let you pet me but if you really leave I am going to rip up the carpet."