A Definitive Ranking Of Disney Princesses From Worst To Best

A Definitive Ranking Of Disney Princesses From Worst To Best

Let's see how Disney's royals stack up against each other!

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13. Aurora

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Aurora, or Sleeping Beauty, as you probably know her, is arguably the blandest bitch ever committed to animation. "Her" movie is much more about the fairies than her, as she only has about 18 minutes of screentime. Honestly, it's kind of insulting to all the other Princesses who are actually the stars of their respective movies to even call Aurora a Disney Princess.

12. Merida

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Does anyone actually like Brave? It's not one of Pixar's finest, and the Princess protagonist, Merida, isn't either. It's a shame because I love her design, it's still really pretty while still being realistic, and her hair game is flawless. But aside from design, Merida has very little to offer to either the Pixar lineup or the Princess lineup.

11. Jasmine

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The movie Aladdin isn't even about Jasmine, it's about Aladdin, hence why it's called Aladdin! Jasmine is just the love interest who happens to be a Princess. Honestly, she's one of the weaker Princesses simply because we don't get a lot of time dedicated to her.

10. Belle

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Okay, Belle being here on the list is probably going to get me the most shit but hear me out: Belle doesn't undergo any sort of character change throughout the film, Beast does. Of course, Belle is the reason he changes, but HE'S the one with intrigue, he's the one with development, he's the one who learns that beauty is internal. Belle knows this from the start when she doesn't marry Gaston, she why is she going to the castle to learn something she already knows? Isn't that kind of a waste of time for her? I could go on...next Princess!

9. Pocahontas

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Pocahontas is something of a badass, not the most badass (cough, cough, Mulan), but there's definitely some hints of a really strong character with her. But the problem is we only get hints of a strong, badass bitch with her, it's not fully realized in her film. However, I can't ignore the effort being made with her, and her beautiful singing voice and design.

8. Rapunzel

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Rapunzel set the tone for the ladies of Disney's current era, The Revival. She's spunky, active funny, and quirky. Rapunzel is also naive in sort of an endearing way, and the story behind her hair is really good. She's likable enough that it's just sort of fun to watch her go on an adventure and through a plethora of feelings. Not to mention, Flynn Rider is the BEST Disney Prince, 'nuff said.

7. Tiana

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Tiana is a determined self-starter, and those are qualities that should be taught to young girls more frequently. She understands that things just don't happen, you have to work hard for them. And Tiana worked hard for her dream of owning her own restaurant, NOT finding a man, and that's really inspiring. Plus, her outfits were bomb and Naveen was a babe.

6. Moana

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Since her film's release, Moana has become something of a fan favorite, and I understand why. She's not like other princesses in terms of design and motivations. I really like that both her design and motivation are realistic, while still embodying the beauty ideals of the Polynesian culture. She's also a badass and one hell of a singer.

5. Snow White

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Snow White is the OG, and you don't mess with the OG. Although she's been criticized for being bland, I'd argue that she's the exact opposite. Snow White maintains her kindness and gentle nature while being on the run from a crazy queen who wants to kill her. That's true bravery and grace, and I wish more people realized that.

4. Anna

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I really think Anna is a brave, boss bitch who doesn't really get any credit for it. But she consistently gets the shaft in favor of her older sister, Elsa. After all, Anna was the one who set out, by HERSELF, mind you, to save the kingdom and find her sister. If that isn't bravery, I don't know what is.

3. Ariel

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This mermaid saved Disney! The girl brought in the Renaissance era and made the company what it is today. However from her despite vast influence, Ariel is also a great character in her own right. She sees what she wants and is willing to do anything to get i, she's determined while also being her unique self. Her design is very different from the Princesses before her but it's still so cute, her singing voice is also breathtaking. Who doesn't sing along to "Part of Your World"?

2. Mulan

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It makes me so happy to see that Mulan has been getting all the love she deserves in recent years because she is the definition of a badass. She also teaches kids about honor, humility, sacrifice, and doing what's right, no matter the cost. Also, "Reflection" is such a beautiful and heartfelt song, you can't help but feel for her and identify with the lyrics at the same time. Also, her Matchmaker dress is a totally underrated Disney look. Keep kicking ass, Mulan!

1. Cinderella

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There's no denying that Cinderella is the epitome of a Princess, not just because of her dress and design, but because of all the values she embodies. Her story is the ultimate story of hope, proving that if you're a good person, good things will happen to you.

Of course, the glass slippers and the blue dress are of course iconic, they just make us think of Disney magic. Cinderella was such a kind, nurturing person who never lost hope despite being in a terrible situation, and things worked out for her because she never stopped being her lovely self. This gives us hope that someday things will work out for us. Cinderella is both a great character and the best Disney Princess.

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21 Signs You're A Catholic School Kid

You can't imagine how stressful it was for me to pick a different outfit out every day.
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As someone who went to Catholic school from pre-K to twelfth grade, going to a non-religious college was like entering a foreign country. Here are the 20 tell-tale signs that you are hands-down a Catholic School Kid.

1. You knew the same 30-60 people for the majority of your childhood.

When a new kid transferred into class it was equivalent to the wonder and awe of Christmas morning. Finally, a new kid who doesn't know how weird I am and might want to be my friend!

2. You knew summer was over when your mom dragged you to Flynn and O'Hara's for a new uniform because you grew another inch and didn't fit into your old one.

It was probably more painful for the younger siblings who were going to receive "hand-me-downs" anyway and had to just sit there in boring agony.

3. Dress down day was equivalent to New York Fashion Week.

Once a month (but a week when you got to high school) you were blessed with a dress down day. This meant that you needed to donate a dollar and whip out your cutest Delilah's or Kohl's graphic T-shirt, blue jeans, and Uggs. It was also one of the few days you could paint your nails and not get in an obscene amount of trouble for it.

4. The best days were on Holy Days of Obligation.

When you had school on Ash Wednesday, All Saints Day, or May Crowning, you had to go to mass with the entire school. This meant you spent half the day in church and the other half eating lunch and reading a book because your teacher didn't feel like teaching for an hour.

5. Getting to play Mary or Joseph in the nativity skit was the biggest battle/honor of your Catholic School career.

Everyone wanted to play Mary or Joseph. Basically, if you weren't the teacher's pet or your mom didn't e-mail the teacher ahead of time begging her to let you be the star, you were stuck being a shepherd or an angel (or in my little sister's case, the sheep).

6. You knew you were the popular kid when you were asked to read at mass or bring the gifts up during communion.

7. You genuinely had no idea that religion class wasn't offered at public schools until you stopped going to Catholic school.

It honestly never clicked in my brain until I met my friends who went to public school that this was a thing.

8. From 7-8th grade, your friends had birthday parties that were like the school dances, but you didn't need to leave room for the Holy Spirit.

9. You only shaved your knee caps because your knee highs covered all of your legs anyway.

This became super convenient in high school.

10. When you got to high school and there were more relaxed rules about wearing makeup and nail polish.

Admit it, you felt like a total rebel/ beauty queen.

11. You probably went to some lake resort in Pennsylvania for your eighth-grade dance/field trip and thought it was cooler than prom.

12. Your school was either called St. [enter a saint's name], Our Lady of [enter adjective that has something to do with Mary], or Bishop [enter Bishops name you've never heard of until you actually went to the school].

13. When your teacher made you sit in boy-girl order at mass you would nearly pass out because it meant you could possibly be blessed to hold your crush's hand during the "Our Father."

14. The American flag and the cross would be hung up next to each other in each classroom because after morning announcements you would pray and then say the Pledge of Allegiance.

15. Catholic Schools Week was the sh*t.

For one whole week you would get to watch the most athletic kids in your class battle it out in scooter hockey, the smartest kids play Jeopardy against each other, and then eat pizza and ice cream on Friday to celebrate. But the most coveted event of all was watching the 7th vs. 8th-grade basketball game which was more important than the Super Bowl and the Olympics combined.

16. Drama got around really quickly.

I literally watched a rumor be whispered around the classroom like a game of telephone once. You can only trust your ultimate BFF with a secret. If you told anyone else, your news would be spread to your entire grade by recess.

17. Your most accomplished year was the second grade when you learned how to write in cursive, went to confession, and received your first holy communion.

18. You learned never to leave valuables in your desk over the weekend because the CCD kids will 100% take it.

19. You became overwhelmed when you got to college because it wasn't socially acceptable to wear the same outfit every day.

You can't imagine how stressful it was for me to pick a different outfit out every day.

20. The kids on your block thought your family was super rich because you went to private school, but you actually weren't because Catholic school tuition is super expensive.

21. You're still best friends with the kids you went to Catholic School with.

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I Grew Up As An Only Child And No, I Don't Wish I Had A Bunch Of Siblings

Because I didn't have siblings, my house became the gathering spot for me and my best friends. I always had a plus one. And that's how they became family.

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Being an only child almost always sparks an interesting conversation. Oftentimes people who are only children simply can't imagine having siblings and those with siblings can't imagine living in a pit of loneliness. What they don't know is that pit of loneliness isn't actually that lonely and involves a lot of quiet, self-exploration, and being the star of the family unit. Sounds like a party to me! I feel like whenever I tell people I'm an only child they give me a look of pity as if they are imagining me pacing a dark hallway during the Victorian era with a china doll as my only friend.

First of all, the hallway would have been very well lit because my mother is an interior decorator, but I digress. Whenever I tell people I'm an only child they automatically assume I am spoiled and think too highly of myself. I'm not saying they're totally wrong since I'm currently writing a self-indulgent article and expecting people to read it because they are sure to be intrigued by the fabulousness I've been radiating since day one.

Yes, my pink pastel childhood bedroom did house a canopy bed with faux roses strung about the top and a dollhouse my dad built for me (and installed electricity into). Yes, I had the super sweet 16 complete with a ballgown, tiara and matching pink Hummer Limo. But, I don't think being an only child made me spoiled. I got a lot of things but I never expected them. I worked hard in school even though there were no siblings to compete with. I think I am a pretty good sharer.

Now that I've introduced my only childless to you, I am going to tell you just how ~unique~ MY experience was. You're probably rolling your eyes, but I promise you might understand my life a little better after reading this (I am such an only child, why do I care if you understand my life?). I grew up in a one square mile town, walking school district, no stop light kinda deal. And I loved it. My friends became my family. They are still the family I choose today. I always had playmates because of the small size of my town. I especially needed them because I didn't have that childhood companionship with cousins either GASP

Yep, that's right folks. Not only was I an only child but I was also the only grandchild on both sides of my family. Which means I was also the only niece to all six of my aunts and uncles. I was always kind of bummed out that I didn't get that cousins-opening-presents-together-on-Christmas experience, but because of that, I am so close with my aunts, uncles, and grandparents, just like how not sharing my parents with siblings created my profound relationship with them.

As I got older, I realized I wouldn't be a real aunt until I got married. I am so close with my hometown friends that I am sure I will get to be a fake aunt to their kids, but it isn't the same as blood. I started to be curious about what my relationship would be like with my future younger cousins as every year ticked by without them.

As much as I dreamed about what it would be like when I finally had cousins, I never could have conceived of how much my relationships with them would shape me during my young adult years. When I was 14, my aunts who are twins were due one month apart and I went from having zero cousins to two in a blink of an eye. I couldn't contain my excitement. I felt all the feelings people tell you that you're supposed to feel, but even deeper. I didn't know how much I could instantly love someone or how overwhelmed with selflessness I could be. I didn't know how many things that I'd loved and experienced until I thought about sharing all those things with my Aedan and Daisy.

Three years later when I was 17, our family was blessed with another little girl, the sister to Daisy, Miss Lily. Since I am so much older than them, I feel like more of an aunt or mentor. They inspire me to give them something to look up to. It has been the most beautiful experience for me.

I think who you surround yourself with has a great influence on who you become. For me, I surround myself with my family and friends who are like family. As an aspiring writer, I am crafting an identity and I just don't see how I can express that if I don't give you a little taste of where I came from and the people who make me, me. They've taught me how to love and be loved so well. They're still teaching me things every single day.

When I think of all the people closest to me in my head, I picture every one of their faces meshing into a completed puzzle in my heart. That's really cheesy but I'm being real right now. And I guess my final point is this: I'm an only child but my heart holds a whole lot more than just me.

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