A Definitive Ranking Of The 9 Ways Eggs Should Be Eaten | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

A Definitive Ranking Of The 9 Ways Eggs Should Be Eaten

Call me Debbie from the Amanda Show but... I like eggs.

380
A Definitive Ranking Of The 9 Ways Eggs Should Be Eaten
Instagram

If you know anything about me, it's that I like eggs. Call me Debbie from the Amanda Show but...

A lot.

And I like them in many forms because I do not discriminate against 'em. But I do have preferences, so here is a definitive ranking of how eggs should be eaten:

9. Over-hard eggs

This is last on the list because it's edible, but not my fave. I used to eat my eggs over hard when Dad would ask me what I wanted for breakfast, but that was before I appreciate egg yolk. Without the yolk, it's like you're eating nothing. Where's the flavor?? In the yellow stuff.

8. Cadbury eggs

Yes, it's a type of egg. I like them but can really only have one per season before I get tired of them. It's just a lot of sugar.

7. Scrambled eggs

Scrambled eggs are a childhood favorite. They're classic and you can hardly screw them up. Actually, in most cases, they are my backup if I ever screw up fried eggs. If I crack the yolk on accident, I just whip it all together and soon enough they're scrambled.

6. Eggs on a cheeseburger

If every restaurant would comply, I'd never eat another cheeseburger egg-less again. It's literally the best topping. Forget the bacon, onions, and mustard. Actually, throw all of that on too, but make sure there's an egg on top.

5. Hard-boiled eggs

They can be a pain to peel, but I love 'em once it's done. Sprinkle a bit of salt or Lawry's seasoning salt on it and I'm set. Plus it's an Easter staple, and my favorite excuse to make a batch.

4. Egg casseroles

Mom makes the best egg casseroles. You can do so much with them too! I love mixing together some concoction and then dumping them in cupcake pans so you have individual serving sizes ready to eat.

3. Omelets

Recently I've perfected the art of omelet making (thanks, Derek) and if I could make them every day, I would. Something about flipping them in the pan makes me feel like a culinary goddess. (Also thanks to Derek).

2. Deviled eggs

Another Easter staple is deviled eggs, although I could make them year 'round (and sometimes I do). I dump like half a bottle of mustard in the yellow mix and then have a hard time putting the plate away.

1. Over-medium eggs

My ultimate, all-time favorite: eggs over-medium. As my #9 suggested, I used to love eggs over-hard but then realized I was a fool. Egg yolk might be an acquired taste, and it took me awhile to catch on, but these are my go-to anytime I'm home and am craving some eggs.


That's all, and don't forget,

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

394995
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

265507
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments