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Deliver Us From Chad

He's not as bad as you think.

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Deliver Us From Chad
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Okay, Chad really is as bad as you think. According to others, Chad Johnson, a contestant on this season’s "Bachelorette," is shaping up to be the next Olivia. But was Olivia really as bad as this guy? I mean sure she had her crazy awko-taco moments and opened her mouth a little too often (and a little too wide, too) but the girl was likeable in the end. But, Chad. Chad may not be that.

Here are some facts about Chad:

  1. Chad is a veteran. He served in the US Marines and, although the guy is a straight jerk, we have to appreciate the fact that he fought for our freedom.
  2. He owns the cutest little dog named Pumpkin who he refers to as his daughter.
  3. One of his favorite movies includes "The Notebook," which means he must have a soft spot, right? No.
  4. He has the body of a greek god, which you can enjoy on his Instagram. Don’t be afraid to enjoy the view. Just because the grass isn’t greener on the other side, doesn’t mean you can’t imagine yourself there…at night…next to him.
  5. And my personal favorite: He’s a luxury real estate agent, which means he has money. It’s not surprising he joined real estate, since his family is also in the business.
  6. His birthday is the day before mine so I’m not sure if I should feel honored or horrified.
  7. He’s huge on family. He joined his family business and also has pictures of himself spending time with them.
  8. He’s a hard-worker and posts inspirational things on his Insta. It also helps that he’s pretty successful.
  9. He has a walk-in closet. I know it should come as no surprise but it’s a rare day when a man can beat my collection of clothing and Chad surpasses it. He also dropped $7,000 on a brand new wardrobe for "The Bachelorette."
  10. He gets into a physical altercation on the show.
  11. He’s an incredible egomaniac. According to him, his greatest achievement includes “being born good-looking.”
  12. Chad bought the domain names of his fellow contestants so the websites redirect to his Instagram. I promise you, I am not kidding. Try visiting alexwoytkiw.com.
  13. He’s blaming his behavior on his fellow contestants, stating that he’s not violent and does not like being harassed and bullied. That’s something he and Olivia have in common. But is it true?
  14. Chad brought an entire suitcase of protein with him to the Bachelor mansion.
  15. Unfortunately, Chad’s mother passed away from cancer. She was a huge fan of "The Bachelor" and he would watch the show to spend time with her.

Chad has some good qualities and some not so great ones as well, but something tells me he really isn’t as bad as he seems on TV. Everyone hated Olivia until the "Women Tell All Special" and I suspect people will feel the same towards him. Either way, despite the cast list not being released yet, I believe it’s safe to say we’ll be seeing Chad on "Bachelor in Paradise."

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