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Debunking The Bathroom

What really goes on when you gotta go.

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Debunking The Bathroom
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The mystery of what goes on behind closed bathroom doors is one that has perplexed people for ages. What goes on in there? Why is there never a line for the men's bathroom? How is it possible that girls can fit that many people into a single stall? The questions go on and on, but no one seems to be able to answer them. It's time to shed some light on what really goes down when it's time to use the bathroom.

1. Why do girls travel in packs?

It's quite simple actually; girls stick together. No way can I let my home-girl travel to the deep dark depths of the bathroom without a partner. What if she needs advice about whether or not her butt looks good in her jeans or not? Moral support is key.

2. Why do girls fit so many people into one stall?

Could you imagine how lonely Cady must have been in a stall all by herself. The thought of it makes me cringe. Girls need company while they do their thang, and why not kill two birds with one stone by switching off after your bestie?

3. What do girls talk about in the bathroom?

Most of the time you don't wanna know. Whether it's about that guy that just creepily bought you a drink or one that you've been eyeing up from across the bar, the bathroom is the time for a quick pep talk and advice.

4. What else happens in the girl's bathroom?

Other than actually going to the bathroom, a quick trip to the restroom may end in a "bathroom best friend." This is a result of slight intoxication and being overly complimentary that ends in a 'did we just become best friends' moment.


And for the guy's bathroom...

5. What do guys talk about in the bathroom?

As a woman, I can only guess what the opposite sex talks about in the bathroom. If I had to guess, guys probably talk about that chick they were just dancing with, compare sizes, or just don't talk at all.

6. What do guys do in the bathroom?

Hmmm...interesting. It seems here that guys enjoy keeping their friends company in the bathroom as well sometimes. Dudes are all about taking selfies and shits. The male gender is so fascinating.

7. Why is there never a line for the guys bathroom?

Every time we women need to use the restroom, we always end up waiting in line for what seems like forever, while the men's bathroom, seemingly off limits, is perfectly empty. I don't know if standing versus sitting makes the difference, but this may be the thing girls envy the most.

8. Do you guys ever get lonely in there?

Staring at a blank wall alone with your thoughts and pee has to be depressing sometimes, right?

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