In case you haven't heard, America is being overrun by people dressing up as clowns, hiding in bushes and trying to lure people in.
What a wonderrrrrfulllll day to live in Americaaaaa.
But really, this is absolutely terrifying and needs to stop. So I decided to tell these clowns how I felt because maybe someone will realize what they are doing is wrong. Or maybe I'll become a target and end up missing. But ya know, gotta take the chance for the greater good.
Hey Mr. Clown,
You are a terrible person for trying to get people like this. You clearly weren't raised right if you take enjoyment in trying to harm people this way, or even harm people in general. You are causing terrible havoc on the citizens of America, and for what purpose?
My advice to you is to hang your clown suit up (no HIMYM pun intended), and go back to living your normal life before someone hurts you.
I know if I had my pistol permit and I saw one of y'all coming at me as I was walking down the street... one of us is getting hurt and I bet it'll be the one with the rainbow hair.
Why are you being mean to others? Didn't you learn in kindergarten to PLAY NICE? That doesn't mean scaring people because THAT ISN'T NICE. Your mother taught you better than that I bet. And if she didn't, I bet your teachers sure did.
Have some empathy and put yourself in our shoes. How would you like it if someone lured you in a scary place to kill you? You wouldn't I bet. So don't do it to others.
Also, you should know half the world is terrified of clowns, so why would you make half the world upset for your own personal gain? Not cool.
Y'all just need to get another hobby. If you like scaring people, then go open a haunted house. Do something like that where people KNOW they're going to get scared. It would make all of this so much better.
OR if you like looking like a clown, you could actually go to the circus and be a real clown.
Either of those two options are way better than what you're doing now. So change your mind on what you're doing, and I promise it will workout better for you. You're going to get hurt being a mean, scary clown.
From,
Courtney
