Dear college professor, I’m truly sorry.
I’m sorry for the days that I missed class because it was too cold.
I’m sorry for talking to my friend that one time even though you said, “No talking.”
I’m sorry for not writing the notes you wanted me to write.
I’m sorry for showing up late to class.
I’m sorry for forgetting your class and not showing up because I slept in or thought it was a different day.
I’m sorry for eating in your class and coming in late because I got a coffee.
I’m sorry for emailing you asking questions you had already answered in class.
I’m sorry for asking you how to do that same question over and over again.
I’m sorry for not buying the correct textbook and having to bs all of the quizzes.
I’m sorry for falling asleep in your class and checking my cell phone under the table.
I’m sorry for asking for your help during a quiz.
I’m sorry for wearing sweats to your class every day.
I’m sorry for forgetting the homework.
I’m sorry for not showing up to the study sessions.
I’m sorry for failing the exam.
I’m sorry for correcting your knowledge in class that one time.
I’m sorry for high-fiving my friend on the last day of class.
I’m sorry for not ever sitting in the same spot.
I’m sorry for not remembering your name.
I’m sorry for busting jokes on you you don’t understand.
I’m sorry for whispering to the girl next to me about how slowly you talk.
I’m sorry for whispering to the other girl next to me how quickly you walk around the room.
I’m sorry for giving up on the homework and turning it in halfway done.
I’m sorry for not getting tutoring.
I’m sorry for the last-minute emails.
I’m sorry for constantly complaining about my grade.
I’m sorry for being one of “those” students.
I’m sorry for not having a perfect 4.0.
I’m sorry for signing up for a class that was too hard for me and that I couldn’t understand.
I’m sorry for not coming to your office hours for help.
But professor, it’s the last week before school gets out,
And my grade’s still bad,
So I’m really, truly sorry to ask,
But do you offer extra credit?


















