My Dearest Netflix,

We have been in a relationship for about three years now. I remember when I first started using you free of charge my freshmen year of college, when life was easy. Soon my parents would invest in our relationship and we would keep up this thing we had going monthly. You have been there for my best days and my worst. I owe you the world, yet you ask for nothing in return. That is one of the things I love so much about you. I wish I could thank you for everything you have taught me and for all the times you were there for me, but that would take as long as it would to watch all the seasons of "Grey’s Anatomy." I will try my best to thank you for everything you have done for me over the past couple years.

Thank you for:

1. Always being there no matter what hour of the day.
2. No commercials that would interrupt my intimate moments.
3. Teaching me all medical terms possible. I think I can save a life now.
4. Being there when I don’t want to do homework.
5. Providing entertainment on a rainy day.
6. Being so helpful and asking if I want to watch the next episode.
7. Teaching me how to cook meth.
8. Also teaching me that I should not do meth or sell it.
9. Being adventurous.
10. Automatically answering for me when I have 15 seconds of uncertainty if I should watch the next episode.
11. Loving me and my friends.
12. Being thrilling!
13. Showing me what prison is like.
14. Also showing me how to successfully break out of prison.
15. Being such a cheap date.
16. Teaching me what to do if zombies ever attacked.
17. Not asking for anything in return.
18. Showing me all different kinds of love.
19. Valuing family and children.
20. Being romantic.
21. Providing me friends when my real friends aren’t there.
22. Showing me what politicians really do.
23. Teaching me how to get away with murder.
24. And how to dispose of the body (not that I will never need to).
25. Allowing multiple people to use one account so I can continue to live off my parents.
26. Teaching me how to survive if I get lost on an island.
27. Staying up all night with me.
28. Being an advocate for saving whales from captivity.
29. Avoiding people with me.
30. Showing me the art of making sushi.
31. Documenting other people’s lives and showing me them.
32. Listening to knowledge from Ted with me.
33. Always being down for a wine night.
34. Being mysterious.
35. Constantly being up to date.
36. Teaching me what to do in a scandal.
37. Making me laugh.
38. Countless breakfast, lunch, and dinner dates.
39. Alerting me on all the latest trends.
40. For all the suggestions.

I look forward to many more memories with you.

Love,

Your Biggest Fan