Dear Jordan,

I'm sorry but I could really care less about the fact that you spent 6 HOURS picking out what you wore on the first night. It was a nice outfit don't get me wrong, but it did not warrant you spending that much time on a grey suit with blue accents. I could have done that in my sleep. Instead of bragging about the fact that you did that please just tell us why your first impression was so important. I want to know why you wanted to be on the Bachelorette. I want to know who you are as a person.

Also just because you're a male model doesn't mean that you are better than everyone else on the show. You are paid to stay fit, smile, and pose when people tell you to. Is it really that hard? I would love to see you get up for an 8 am and try to make yourself look decent cause that's hard work.

I would also love to know what hairspray you use because I've never seen your hair move and I'd love a new frizz free, strong hold hairspray. Us watchers want to know what you do as a male model, I want to know what it takes to do that job. What goes into it besides smiling in front of a camera and looking pretty? How did you get into this business? Why did you decide to be a model?

Now, this fight between you and David just needs to stop. Please put that issue to bed. I don't get along with lots of people that I am around, but I don't do things with malice or wish that they get hurt. David falling out of his bunk isn't something that you laugh about. He got hurt and he had the strength to continue the journey y'all are on. I honestly just want to know why you feel such hatred towards him, I want to know what he did to hurt you so bad. I y'all to be civil for Becca's sake. You are on the show to win her heart remember.

Finally, can we address the elephant in the room? The gold spandex. I honestly do not care how well they fit your downstairs, and in a reality, I don't even understand why you wore them. I honestly just want to know why you took a joke so seriously.

Sincerely,

The Girl Who Just Wants Answers