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The Days Of The Week As Told By Tina Fey

Not everyday has a special place in my, or Tina's heart.

Jenna Ingalls
Sep 27, 2016
Augusta, GA
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The Days Of The Week As Told By Tina Fey
Pandemonium

Monday, aka the day where reality finally comes back around and slaps you in the face.


Tuesday, the worst day of the week in my opinion. It's the day when the weight of the week's responsibilities are resting on your shoulders.

Wednesday, you hidden blessing. You survived the horrors of Monday and Tuesday and are welcomed with open arms by Wednesday which holds the promises of a better second half of the week.

Thursday is filled with anticipation for Friday and the weekend, which makes the end of the day even more rewarding.

Friday? More like FriYAY! You survived another week, so go dance like nobody is watching.

Saturday, the relief you bring is literally jaw dropping. Bless you foe bringing a much needed break and sweeping my responsibilities under a rug.

Sunday, though you can be filled with amazing times, I am forever weary of what the next day will bring.


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