Welcome to a day in the life of an extremely unfortunate college student at the glorious Bap.
Sometimes it is me.
Sometimes it is you.
We all experience days when all hopes for normalcy is out the window (along with your homework, because let's be honest, on days like this I am sure you forgot to do something that just happens to be due).
1. Wake up ... 20 minutes into your first class
2. Do the awkward "half-run half-jog" down North Hall (that hill is relentless) trying to make it to the shuttle in time
3. Shuttle driver clearly sees you in hot pursuit ... and speeds off #savage
4. Get ready to walk into class (30 minutes late, mind you)
5. Open door
6. Immediately trip at such a time that the whole class is looking to see who this poor hot mess is
7. Unfortunately, your professor believes himself to be the next Kevin Hart and proceeds to mock your obvious hot pursuit to class followed by your highly ungraceful tumble
8. Your face has no idea how to properly respond to all this attention you desperately want to disappear
9. So, this happens
10. On top of this extremely awkward entrance, you just happen to be one of those people who nods your head to everything the professor says
*Please note this is dangerous because professors will think you are on the same page as them when in reality you are nodding through your daydream
11. So, naturally, the professor calls on you to comment because you "seem to be getting the concept"
**Again, nodding at everything will only breed unfortunate events
12. You begin to be as vague as possible with a lot of agreeable statements and just barely scratch the surface of the actual answer
13. Make it to the caf in time for lunch, Praise God
14. Sandwich line = an extreme test of your patience
15. Finally make it to the front of the line
16. No chicken
17. No cheddar cheese
18. No flat-bread
19. Even the best sandwich connoisseur is MIA
20. Current sandwich-line employee proceeds to yell at you for taking too long deciding on your sandwich choice
*If you are indecisive and feeling emotional, this may be your breaking point of the day
21. Grudgingly, you decide to make the trek back to North Hall (again with that relentless hill)
22. Make it through the first set of automatic doors
23. Spend five years searching for your keys and in turn, drop every item out of your bag
24. Enter hallway to the smell of a rotting animal
25. Yup, that is definitely a decomposing carcass
26. Proceed to change into comfier clothes (AKA the best part of the day)
27. Realize your window is open and the baseball team is cutting through the woods behind North Hall. Right. Where. You. Were. Changing.
28. Wow, way to be observant
29. Nap in hopes this day will never repeat
