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#DadJokesChallenge

"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad."

Emma Nicole Miller
Jun 15, 2015
Georgia State University
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#DadJokesChallenge

The most overused jokes on the planet all stem from our fathers. Their day is coming up soon and I think we need to let these jokes be heard, appreciated, and laughed at. Dads who decide not to use dad jokes, are you even real dads? I haven't met any of my friends' dads that haven't used a dad joke while their kid rolled their eyes at them or said something smart back.

But why do we do that? Because our dads are witty and ready to make us smile? No, because they're overused. Yes, dads all over the world are saying the same dad jokes! It's 2015, we need some new dad jokes! So on Father's Day, I challenge these joking dads to get creative and start a new trend for dads all over the world.

Rules:

  1. There cannot be any simple jokes reused, repurposed, or manipulated. For example: "Dad, I'm thirsty." "Hi Thirsty, I'm dad." This is an old joke. We're tired of it.
  2. Do NOT body shame.
  3. Keep it PG-13. Dad jokes that are R-rated are just gross. Don't be that pervy dad.
  4. Be creative.
  5. Make us laugh and smile!
  6. Use the #DadJokesChallenge.

Here are some samples to get your brains working:

  • "Dad I was thinking that we should get…" "I thought I smelt something burning."
  • "Does your face hurt?" "No." "Well it's killing me."
  • "Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
  • I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, "You."
  • Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he wants the milk in a bag, he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton."

Now get to work, dads! I'm putting this on your honey-do list now. Make your kids smile and let your family thank you for the awesome father you've been. Happy Father's Day!

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