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Ten Things You Know If You're A Curvy Girl

Haters, curvy girl problems and why you should love every inch of you.

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Ten Things You Know If You're A Curvy Girl
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Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. You have hips, thighs, and a butt. These body parts are not normal but they are great. They're slightly larger but that only makes life more fun (most of the time.) There are three things that happen when you're curvy: people hate, there are problems, but there are also things you love about being a little extra to love.

HATERS:

1. "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

Not true. Cake, chicken fingers, and pizza all taste better than tofu and lettuce.

2. "You're too big to get a fit guy"

Also not true. Real men like curves. Dogs like bones.

CURVY GIRL PROBLEMS:

3. Jeans.

If you're curvy jeans are always a battle. We all know the jump & pull and shimmy your butt and thighs in them Who will win the battle? The jeans. You will probably wind up wearing leggings or yoga pants but that's okay because your butt always looks good in them.


4. Bumping into things

The bruises you get on your thighs will make people think you're really tough but they're just from walking into tables. You always accidentaly make people go flying when you try to do that cute hip bump thing.

5. Always being mistaken for older than you are.

Being hit on by men when you're in high school or even middle school because you have a womanly figure. And you're just like:


6. Stretch marks

You have them everywhere but you've earned them and they are beautiful. Every tigress needs her stripes.


7. Never being able to fit into the clothes at Limited Too or the dress up outfits at Club Libby Lu.

WHY YOU LOVE BEING CURVY:

8. No need to spend $60+ on an "Adds 2-Cup Size" bra or thousands on breast implants.

You already have what some women would pay for!


9. Your body is comparable to those of Marilyn Monroe, Kim K, J-Lo, and Beyoncé.

Need I say more?


10. Finally, you go through life and find the confidence to embrace your body. Curves and all.

So, the haters will hate and call you horrible things like fat. Just know, there's an army of curvy women that came before you and will come after you that know your struggles. You are beautiful.


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