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You Might Be Crunchy If...

You're most likely crunchy if you cloth diaper, drink apple cider vinegar and eat pink salt.

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You Might Be Crunchy If...
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Millennials and the next Generation are raising the standards for environmental friendliness, cost effectiveness and the hottest trends (or so what we think)! Millennials are having home births, cloth diapering, wearing the newest trendiest organic clothing, eating gluten free and setting the records straight! ;)

You might be crunchy if.....


1. Your "medicine cabinet" is filled with herbs, a Neti pot, Apple Cider Vinegar, Essential oils, and Vitamins.


2. You know what Placenta Encapsulation is or you've already eaten your placenta.


3. You drink Apple Cider Vinegar, you put Apple Cider Vinegar on your acne and you put Apple Cider Vinegar on your salad.


4. You rub your entire body with coconut oil and believe it is the remedy for life.


5. You eat gluten free, dairy free, paleo or an all raw diet.


6. You cloth diaper.


7. Your answer to every ailment is coconut oil, apple cider vinegar or breastmilk.


8. You only use and eat Himalayan pink salt, the white salt is for peasants.

9. You know your local farmer or you're apart of a co-op.


10. You know what soap nuts are.


11. You debate to yourself before every party or event whether to make your guests the food you eat.


12. You only eat grass-fed chicken or meat, if you eat any meat at all.


13. You eat purple carrots and purple potatoes.


14. You know the definitions of cage free, grass-fed, pasteurized, organic and free range.


15. You squirt your kid in the eye with breastmilk in hopes to heal an eye infection.


16. You put vegetarian, cage free eggs on your face for decreasing acne.


17. You want to give birth in a bathtub on purpose or you already have.


18. You're surprised when you find out your friends and family use regular deodorant.


19. You wear your baby.


20. You wear peace at work.

Stay crunchy you millennials ;) We're helping the environment, our bank accounts and staying trendy!
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