So, my darling, you’ve read everything from R.L. Stine’s "Fear Street" to the latest of Stephen King’s New England based dripple and you are so bored that you fear you will burst into tears at any moment? That happened to me too and as a result I found Creepy Pasta.
The site is nothing super special just a black back-drop peppered with small white type face. With a small box reading, "Submissions." Hold on, DON’T Push that button just yet!
There is a risk with these pastas. You may become a nameless internet celeb like Slime Beast, but hey Shit Pastas are always more fun.
A true horror fan is simply not meant to write a pasta. Pastas, I will admit, are my guiltiest pleasure. These tiny little dose of the disturbing, the gross, and the eye-poppingly gory will fill your heart with glee and flue your nightmares for years to come.
Just make sure don’t find a video game in a trash bin. If you do, please don’t listen to the the sprites of Mario telling you to kill your family. It may also be good to check for any new plushies based off of 80’s and or 90’s video game characters. If you didn’t have them before reading this, burn them.
Do not answer your cell phone between the hours of 3:30 and 4:30 AM. Go to bed as soon as possible so that Jeff the Killer Can’t team up with that man in your closet and remove your kidney for the sheer thrill.





















