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What Would It Be Like With A Couple Of Black Eyed Peas In The White House

What would happen if Fergie and Apple D App were president.

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What Would It Be Like With A Couple Of Black Eyed Peas In The White House

Imagine a world where Fergie and apple d app (I am 95 percent positive I misspelled his name but it is finals week and I do not have time nor energy to look up the correct spelling of apple d apps name.) Anyways, imagine a world where Fergie is President and Apple D App is Vice President. How would that play out? Would it play out better than four years of Trump? Probably, I am not really sure. I think so. I think they would do a good job. Apple D App is blind so that would be a little bit of a setback but he has the singing and writing skills to make up for it. Also, he is Apple D App so he doesn’t need to see.

Fergie would be good. She would just enforce a lot of anti-immigration policies I'm sure. Fergie is a little scared, I can’t tell you if she would be a democrat. Well nevermind, I forgot she is married to Josh Duhamel so she has to be a democrat. Apple D App would be the equivalent of Bernie Sanders in the White House. Legalized weed, a black house instead of a White House, and he would be very generous.Everyone would have so much health

care with Apple D App. He would really spread that shit around and we would probably have no debt either. I am pretty positive that Apple D App would try to enforce a ban on Muslims. I can’t tell you why but I just see it coming. Fergie wouldn’t let him do that though, Fergie would keep him in line. Other than her anti-immigration policies and Apple D Apps attempt to ban Muslims, they would make an amazing duo in office.
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