14 Costumes You Should NOT Wear This Halloween
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14 Costumes You Should NOT Wear This Halloween

Avoid tasteless and slutty costumes this year!

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14 Costumes You Should NOT Wear This Halloween
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Wow, it's #spookyszn already and the costumes are more vibrant than ever. And by vibrant, I mean absolutely slutty. Every year we see so many slutty versions of everyday objects that should never be worn as costumes. People sexualize everything and it's becoming almost too absurd for us to handle.

Other costumes are just a little too out there for anyone to actually consider wearing this year. Offensive, tasteless, and often disrespectful costumes, such as a child's Anne Frank costume, are something to avoid altogether.

Halloween is the time to be something you've always wanted to be. If you really want to be a slutty janitor, you do you, boo.

1. Native American Seductress

Native American costumes are a BIG no. It's offensive to Native American culture and you need to steer clear of this mess.

2. Slutty Cruella DeVille

Why do we need to sexualize Cruella? Her cartoon character was terrifying and it will alter the way we see this slutty version.

3. Slutty Beetlejuice

Do I need to explain why no one should ever wear this?

4. Slutty Alice in Wonderland

So over the top and unnecessarily slutty. Should have stuck with the blue dress and apron.

5. Sexy Yoshi

This is just plain weird. Don't wear it.

6. Slutty Minnie Mouse

Poor Minnie Mouse is crying out right now. Don't sexualize this precious cartoon.

7. Sexy Ash from Pokemon

And thanks for ruining Pokemon for everyone.

8. Slutty Airline Stewardess

When does a costume lose the title "sexy" and just become "slutty"? I think this one is it.

9. Slutty Referee

It would have been find without the giant cut outs around the crotch and thigh.

10. Slutty Dorothy 

I've never seen a skimpier Dorothy than this one.

11. Slutty Newspaper 

I honestly don't even know what to say about this one. Just don't wear it.

12. Sexy Pregnant Kylie Jenner

Tasteless and gross. Sexualizing pregnant women is weird.

13. Sexy Eleven

Leave Eleven out of your hellish fantasies!

14. Sexy Flasher

Terrible, terrible idea. Not cute. Just tacky.

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