On a long ride to one of UNC’s quidditch tournaments this year, a player on the bus started telling jokes and asking us to share our go to joke. A few of us did not in fact have a go to joke. It had not occurred to me that I needed a go to joke. Go to jokes can come in handy as possible ice breakers, awkward moment breakers, and entertainment.
I decided that I must have a go to joke for the next time someone asked me for it. So, I scoured Pinterest for jokes, especially corny ones, those are the best kind, which could work as my go to joke. Below are thirty of the cheesiest jokes I could find! Enjoy!
What did the chickpea say when she had a stomachache? “I falafel!”
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible but the reception was great!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bye, son."
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Can February March? No, but April May.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
What does an annoying pepper do? Gets jalapeño face!
Why did the scare crow win the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaaaaains!
What does a clock do when it is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
What did the fisherman say to the magician? “Pick a cod, any cod!”
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
I tried to grab fog…but I mist…
What type of computer sings? A Dell.
What do you call a person who never farts? A private tutor.
Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can’t tuna fish.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels!
Why was the little strawberry crying? His mom was in a jam.
Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda
Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickleback
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer.
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee.
Can you hear music coming out of the printer? Yea, I think the paper is jammin’ again.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
And last but not least…
We didn’t have any veggie jokes, But if you do, lettuce know.
I hope you enjoyed! Comment any corny jokes of your own or let me know your favorite!
