Control Freak
/kənˈtrōl frēk/
- Person who feels an obsessive need to control others and situations.
- Someone who needs everything to go their way.
For synonyms, see: bossy, douchebag, annoying.
Most control freaks do not see themselves as control freaks. How many signs do you relate to?
1. You have to be the one holding the remote control.
I mean, you do have the best taste in television.
2. “Acts of Service” will never be your love language.
I can hold the door and make cookies for myself, thank you very much.
3. You do not appreciate people helping you clean.
You're going to have to re-clean anyway, just to make sure everything is done up to your standards.
4. You often consider yourself as being helpful.
I know you didn't technically ask for my help, but...
5. You have been called a backseat driver.
We would get there so much faster if I were driving.
6. Group projects are the worst.
Clearly, we got a bad grade because I didn't do it all.
7. You do not take criticism well. At all.
They don't know what they are talking about.
8. You are a leader.
Everyone—just do what I say, okay?
9. You are often frustrated when around others.
Take a deep breath...
10. You are always right.
Even when I am wrong, I am right.
11. You have to have the last word.
The ultimate argument-winner.
12. Planning is essential.
Everything goes smoother when planned.
13. You don’t feel the need to change your ways, because you’re perfect just the way you are.
