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The Only Five Contestants On "The Bachelorette" Worth Paying Attention To

The rest are creepy and weird and dressed up like Santa Claus.

Maddie Schiff
May 30, 2016
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The Only Five Contestants On "The Bachelorette" Worth Paying Attention To
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I'm a die hard "Bachelor"/"Bachelorette" fan and have been since the days of Brad Womack. Last season was tumultuous and set us up for what's sure to be a heart-wrenching season with Jojo. In my opinion, these are the only guys worth paying any attention to...

1. Chad

In his online bio Chad states that the person he admires most in the world is "himself in 10 years alright, alright, alright." If that isn't enough to consider him an entertaining contestant, he also seems scary and aggressive and will more likely than not make Jojo cry. He also said his greatest achievement is being handsome...

2. Jordan

Because he won the first impression rose, he's automatically someone to pay attention to. Personally, I think he looks like a cartoon character, but Jojo definitely dug him. His brother is a famous football player and I'm sure that will cause some sort of drama. In his bio,he said his greatest role models are his grandparents...seems like a nice enough guy.

3. Luke

Probably only important because he's handsome, but will definitely hang in there for a while. He also looks just like Chad and Jordan, so it's clear that Jojo has a type. When asked what being married means to him he said, "It means two people who consider themselves best friends, lovers and soul mates, decide to take on life together and build a life and family of their own. " I'm pretty sure he just googled the definition of marriage.

4. Robby

Robby also looks just like the rest of the contestants so that means he will probably go far. Based on the first episode he seems to have a lot of opinions and will definitely be involved in some "bro" drama. He's also a former competitive swimmer, which means he'll look great during all the group dates on the beach.

5. Wells

Wells is my personal favorite, but I don't think he stands a chance against the muscular, scruffy and chiseled men. He's endearing enough to make it through the first few rounds, but Jojo will quickly realize that he's no Jordan and reluctantly send him home. He's also one of the only contestants who didn't list "handsome" as one of his three best attributes.
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