College is supposed to be a place we go to expand our minds, figure out who we are, and make memories that will last a lifetime.
Not a place to live in utter terror.
Wherever I look, it's nothing but liberals. And their views are respected, as they should be. But make ONE comment about how the Wakandans get MLK Day and the poofsters get LGBT pride parades while us normal people never get our own celebration, and you'll be treated like a bigot. So much for a so-called "progressive" campus.
Unfortunately, even when I attempt to engage in a civil debate in the classroom, my ideas are instantly shut down. We were discussing the modern feminist movement and I presented a scientific study showing that women who identify with feminism are 90% more likely to have muffin tops. However, my citation was met with such vitriol that I ran out of the room crying.
Due to concerns about my own safety, I even went back and edited my essay to remove the line "Feminism neglects to mention evolutionary pressures making us women more inclined to be, to use a colloquialism, more 'shrewish.'"
It's come to the point where even SCIENCE offends these snowflakes.
I'm literally terrified just walking around. I've started to accept the reality that I'll never feel safe in this cruel world. It's gotten to where I don't even know what to say to appease the violent liberal mob. I'm sorry for living in a house that has a granite island! I'm sorry that our refrigerator has a touch screen! Just don't hurt me, please!
Having to apologize for coming from the race that invented things that we all take for granted -- like including dogs in wedding photos, Colbie Caillat, and gender-reveal lasagna -- makes me sick, but it's what I have to do to survive.
Times like these remind me of an old quote. "First, they put lesbians in The Legend of Korra, and I did not speak out. Then, they nominated Black Panther for Best Picture, and I did not speak out. Then, they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me."
And the most disgusting part, the ones who are REALLY bigoted? Yeah, that would be the left. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a fellow student retweet hateful things like this.
Heterophobic content on Twitter@_bacongod_
When I saw this, I just broke down. THIS is how much they hate us. THIS is how much they want us to disappear.
But my fellow conservative students, we have to remember to stay strong and believe that one day everyone's opinions will be respected equally. No matter how dystopian our society gets, we will always have that hope to cling to.
