Not every night out ends magically. Actually, most of the time they end with a smidgen of regret or a palm to the forehead out of self-frustration. However, this isn't to say some of these nights don't result in some good ol' laughs (with time, usually). Sorority girls confess 15 of their funniest (or stupidest) nights on the town.
1. I finished a tub of guacamole with just my fingers (no chips) while simultaneously eating a Sprinkles cupcake. The next day, the person whose food I was eating told me I also consumed coleslaw. I have quite the drunk palette.
2. Licked a random guy's face while I was blacked out; I found out through friends that he wanted to date me after. Go me.
3. Waited outside of Insomnia Cookies for a bus, because apparently I thought busses went there.
4. Used the rope in the dorm lounge to swing upside down and launch myself onto the couches. Needless to say my aim was off and I did not quite make it.
5 .I didn't do this, but my roommate from freshman year got wasted and ran around frat park hugging trees (because some boy didn't love her) and she lost her keys to our room and her wallet in the process.
6. Did the dirty with a random freshmen boy in a lecture hall on campus. Whoopsies.
7. One time I showered with all my clothes on while my boyfriend waited in my room.
8. I fell through a door once because it wasn't closed all the way.
9. I'm not really that crazy of a drunk, but sometimes when I'm really feeling it, I tell compulsive lies. I never remember it until the next day when my friends tell me the absurd things I said and we all laugh about it together. I'll say lies that literally make no sense but somehow I make people believe them until the following day when they tell me the things I said and I admit that it was in no way, shape or form the truth haha!
10. One time, I spent the entire night throwing up in a toilet, while sharing it with my boyfriend who was also throwing up in the same toilet next to me.
11. My boyfriend and I played truth and dare. I lost, so I had to go streaking (COMPLETELY naked) outside of my sorority house down the street. And I did it.
12. Ripped down the stripper poles at ATO's ménage while wearing a cape made of the red satin curtains they set up. I screamed, “We are flying." (go Taus)
13. I've given a guy a little, special attention, in the stairwell of Cly's. I will forever hate myself. I'm ashamed. I hate myself, bye.
14. I ran home from an off campus bar and got too cold so proceeded to bang on off campus apartment windows to be let in.
