Opening up the box, sniffing the aroma and seeing the ooey, gooey cheese and toppings. Nothing in this world is better than a hot and fresh pizza (OK, well, maybe a few things). Pizza is one of the greatest foods created, thanks Italians, and you either love it or you are not human.
You can put anything on top of a pizza. Some people like pineapple and ham, some people (weirdos) only like cheese and then there are the people who like everything on their pizza. I am somewhat of a traditionalist but I am not afraid to try new things because pizza is great no matter what is on it, except the little fish.
So, for my girls (and guys) out there, here are some tell tale signs that you, my friend, are a pizza lover.
1. You eat pizza at least times times a week.
More if you had it your way.2. Learning that you're having pizza for dinner is the highlight of your day.
It totally turns your horrible Monday into a happy feeling Friday.
3. Your favorite pizza place is on speed dial.
And you even have their app downloaded onto your phone so you can online order.
4. And they know you by name and order.
"Yes, it's me -- again."
5. Your friends and family know not to talk to you while you're eating pizza.
Do not disturb.
6. When asked what you want to eat, the answer is always pizza.
7. You post your pizza on your SnapChat story.
So everyone can see the beauty that you are about to eat.
8. You take your first bite as if you've never had it before.
This is wonderful.
9. And every bite is better than the last.
The best thing that has ever been put into your mouth.
10. You're not afraid to eat a whole pizza by yourself.
No shame in my game.
11. You won't even share with your dog.
Sorry, pup -- not this time.
12. When you start eating you can't stop, won't stop.
It's. So. Good
13. Your family knows not to touch the leftovers because they are yours.
And you will eat every last bite.
14. You have your favorite pizza place but aren't above going to one that isn't as good.
15. You can never imagine loving anyone or anything more than pizza -- even your dog.
Pizza, my one true love. Now, let's go get some pizza!
