SpongeBob and concerts are two of the most relatable aspects of our generation. I apologize, but you're just a different species if you didn't grow up dreaming about trying a Krabby Patty. We aren't true friends if I didn't make a reference to Mr. SquarePants in the last conversation we had. Using this universal language that is SpongeBob, we're going to talk about all of our concert experiences. Because why not?
1. Not knowing the lyrics

Alright, let's make some shit up then. Can't look like a bandwagon.
2. Being too close to the CRAZY fans

Put me out of my misery.
3. Finding the perfect outfit

Now THIS will get me noticed.
4. The body heat in the venue

Let's ignore that shit and just have a good time.
5. The thirst

But I refuse to pay $13 for a bottle of water, especially when it doesn't come with a cap.
6. Pigging out before

Gotta carb up before you break it down.
7. Pigging out after

Nothing beats the post-concert feast.
8. Releasing the inner fan-girl

I'm sure your favorite artist is no sea cucumber, but we can all agree that we are equally as starstruck as SpongeBob.
9. Your favorite song

IT'S A BOP!
10. Making random friends in line

For just this one day, you're inseparable.
11. Heading home

You've been up for a couple hours too many at this point.
12. Post concert depression

What you'd give to go back.
13. Watching videos

Who even allowed me to have a voice?
14. Scheming

Okay but if we follow this poorly-thought-out-plan, maybe they'll let us on stage...
15. Face-timing your friend

They couldn't make it, but that doesn't mean they have to live without seeing it.
16. Losing your group

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SNAIL?
17. Avoiding the mosh pit

This should protect us.
18. Finding love for your friend

The classic push into the nearest cute boy.
19. Taking off the heels

Sweet, sweet relief.
20. Overtired humor

Every word that comes out of your mouth is suddenly hilarious



















