A Compilation of Things That Lasted Longer Than Brock Turner in Jail
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A Compilation of Things That Lasted Longer Than Brock Turner in Jail

The system has failed again.

A Compilation of Things That Lasted Longer Than Brock Turner in Jail

Rapist Brock Turner, who sexually assaulted an innocent woman, was recently released after 3 months in jail for "good behavior". Proving once again how the system fails to convict rapists. I have compiled a list of things that lasted longer than Brock Turner in jail.

1. The sunset.

2.The time it takes for water to boil.

3. The milk sitting in my mom's fridge.

4. The time it takes for me to wait until my stir fry is done cooking.

5. Waiting for popcorn to finish popping in the microwave.

6. A 20-minute nap

7. The time it takes to update my laptop.

8. Usain Bolt sprinting 200m.

9. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' marriage.

10. Taking a poop.

11. Martha Stewart in prison.

12. The pause after Dora asks the audience a question.

13. Rebecca Black's career.

14. This video.

15. Time it takes to charge my phone.

16. Time it takes a streetlight to change.

17. Summer

18. Christmas

19. Jimmy John's delivery service

20. The Olympics

21. Getting grounded for not washing dishes

22. Binge watching The Office

23. Jim and Pam getting together in The Office

24. A 90-minute soccer match

25. A semester in college

26. Domino's delivering my pizza

27. Taking a cold shower on a hot day

28. The line at the Basics section during lunch rush

29. The time it took to write this article.

30. The time it took Cincinnati Zoo to kill Harambe.

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