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Common Things People Who Wear Glasses Say

The struggle is real for those of us who wear glasses.

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Common Things People Who Wear Glasses Say
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Ever since I was in 4th grade, I have had to wear glasses at all times (well, except for when I sleep at night). Both my mother and father's side of the family have poor eyesight so I come by having to wear glasses quite honestly. This listicle will include common things we glasses wearers say or think. Hopefully, this will be relatable for those of you who wear glasses.

1. "Hey, I can't find my.... *crunch*.... never mind."

2. "Oh, this should be fun. I can't find my glasses and I can't see. What's worse?"

3. "Oops, I dropped my soap. Hopefully, I don't give myself a broken ankle while trying to find it."

4. "Really?! I just cleaned these off five minutes ago!"

5. "If only glasses had windshield wipers so I can actually see while walking in the rain."

6. "*Sigh* I can't go for the cool sunglasses look in the summer unless I want to walk around blind as a bat."

7. *Takes something out of the oven* "I can't see! It's so foggy!"

8. Person 1: "Hey, can I try your glasses on?"

Person 2: "Sure."

Person 1: "OMG, you're so blind!"

Person 2: "Thank you, captain obvious."

9. "Hmm, should I go for the glasses over glasses look when watching this 3D movie or should I take my real glasses off and risk not being able to see the movie. I guess I'll go with option 1 so I can actually see."

10. "Why did I put this shirt on when I know I will have to clean my glasses every five seconds?"

11. "I appreciate the big bear hug, but you're knocking my glasses off my face."

12. *Takes glasses off to go swimming* "Oh cool, these tan lines make me look like a racoon."

13. Eye doctor: "See if you can read the last line."

Me: "Uhhh...."

14. "Four eyes? That is soooo overused."

15. "I guess I'd better take these off before I go on this roller coaster so that they don't fly off my face and never be seen again."

16. "Soups, hot beverages, and ovens are the bane of my existence."

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