The "My boss told me to"
This question is usually posed as an advertisement for future job opportunities or internships and may even be a direct copy and paste from an email. It's helpful when you're broke and need some extra cash, and no lie, I've totally taken advantage of this in desperate times.
Pointless questions
Always crafted in times of need, girls will usually ask for recommendations or advice on where to get their highlights done. Unless I'm really jazzed about a certain hair salon, I'm probably not gonna respond to this.....sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aggressive reminders
Such as:
GO TO THIS MEETING OR ELSE or
SEND US MONEY PAY YOUR DUES or
SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT PERTAIN TO YOU
The "Did anyone have this teacher?"
"...and is it a hard class?" usually follows. High season for these questions is during scheduling and at the beginning of this semester and are AGGRESSIVE AF. Hold back on these and stick to ratemyprofessor chicas.
House hunting
The search for a home downtown and/or roomies to live with you is hard enough, so *please* refrain from posting in the group about how you need a sub-leaser in, like, a year and a half when you go abroad.
Promoting sorority events
DUH. This is the point of this group, people, to focus on your philanthropy and events surrounding your chapter. This is where the moneys' at a.k.a. stick to what really matters.
Favors
The date party you recently got invited to Something really important and academic came up and you can't babysit this weekend! These posts are always desperate and last minute and rarely get any likes or comments, but are always seen by all.
We all know its true and we all do it.
You do you!
