Everyone knows the term "common white girl." There is even an emoji for them, now. On campus, they are not a rare sight, but it is important to know where to look.
Starbucks. Every CWG needs her venti, nonfat caramel macchiato.
The Gym. Be sure to look on the bikes and stairmasters. On occasion, you can find a CWG branch out to the treadmill, but never look in the weight room -- you will never see a common white girl there.
South Halls. There is a sushi station. Enough said.
Mixed Greens. Less than 40 days until spring break and only a month into your New Year's resolution, salad is a must. If it isn't a Caesar salad, what else do you eat?
Together. Where you see one, you see all. Because, although they have an emoji, they also have each other. common white girls will always be there for each other, to laugh with each other, and to cry with each other. No matter what, being a common white girl is nothing to be ashamed of, because there is nothing common about them -- they have a priceless friendship.