When you realize college is actually kinda hard, and you still have to take core classes you find boring

When it's the first day of classes and there are those few freshmen girls who still dress cute like they did in high school

When the hot guy in your lecture lets you borrow his pen after you've been subtly trying to make eye contact all semester

When your parents call to ask how the semester is going and you are in denial about the train wreck that is your life

And then you try to justify to yourself the train wreck that is your life

When you're trying to study at the library and there's that one group of people who will not shut up and learn to whisper

When your professor says the final will not be cumulative

When you realize the freshmen 15 is real, but also that metabolisms slow way down the older you get

When your high school friends don't return your texts/phone calls and you pretend it's fine

How you feel when yet another company doesn't respond to your inquiry about a summer internship

When the guy you've been talking to for a month all of a sudden cuts off all communication and you just don't understand why

When you took one too many shots and you assume everyone in the world is against you

When you fail the test you studied for all week and your roommates come home talking about how well their lives are going

When you're an upperclassmen but still can't help but notice when the freshmen boys roll out in their pledge attire

When you come home for summer and start trying on old homecoming and prom dresses because you need a self esteem booster

The first time you go to a frat party when you're no longer a freshman and notice just how annoying you must have been as a freshman

When your jam comes on at the party