Eccentric personalities, multiple projects happening at once, and someone who hates the government. The hit TV show Parks and Rec has more in common with the college experience than you would think.
When your group asks you to do the write-up for your project:
No Mark, I cannot do the six page write-up while you make the PowerPoint. Get back to me when our other group members decide to show up.
Sunday mornings:
Sunday scaries: coming to an apartment nearest you.
When you get your paycheck and go out on the weekend:
RICHEST PERSON ALIVE, I WILL BUY EVERYTHING okay yeah that's all of it.
When the teacher walks by your desk and you act like you were taking notes:
"Why is this situational irony? That's a great question Dr. Green. Great, great question. I'll think on it."
After a really tough exam:
Wake me up when the semester ends.
When you go out and you're single:
Ladies leave your man at home.
When someone suggests late night pizza:
Bonus points for delivery.
When you look at your texts from last night:
No. Oh no oh no oh no oh no no no.
When the book store receipt is half of your life savings:
No you're right, tuition definitely isn't high enough. We need a little somethin' extra.
When somebody's parents visit for the weekend:
You, me, Costco, now.
When the bouncer asks for your ID:
Confidence is key. Being 21 is also helpful.
Trying to tell your crush that you like them:
I like you, but not, like, A LOT. It's not a big deal.
When your Foreign Language teacher asks what words you actually know:
"I like...food. Good dog run...fast?"
When you don't understand a single thing on the board:
This is NOT what we had discussed.
When your song comes on at the bar:
This is my JAM!
Studying for your final exams before break:
Mom don't you TEMPT me with those pictures of the dog next to the fireplace.
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