College As Told By 'Elf'
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College As Told By 'Elf'

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College As Told By 'Elf'

It's that time of the year again! Thanksgiving is over, it's time to crank up the Christmas music and deck the halls. In the spirit of getting excited for Christmas, here is college life told by one of the best Christmas movies of all time, 'Elf':

1) You're late to your 8am class, you look like a mess, all you want to do is sleep, and your professor greets you at the door oblivious to the fact it's 8:10 in the morning and you woke up 4 minutes ago.

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2) When you were growing up, you were taught to look both ways before crossing the street. Now, in college, you walk across the street without checking traffic, daring the cars to hit you so you can use that money to pay off your student loans.

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3) When your professor tells you not to worry because there won't be anything on the final that you haven't discussed in class. And then you look at the first question on the final...

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4) Sitting in your room at 3:45 a.m. typing the paper due at 8 a.m. that you promised yourself you would have done two weeks ago when it was assigned.

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5) Those midnight munchies cravings.

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6) When you check your grades for the first time in three weeks.

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7) Telling everyone the reason for your bad grades is your bad professor.

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8) Buddy is college, and you are Buddy's dad.

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