Friday night, in the bar's restroom look in the mirror, you are hideous.
I see it. It's right there. I swear, the 3am pizza is RIGHT there.
Nah, dude - I swear, you really weren't thaaaat bad... *flashback*
"Class has been cancelled"
When you have no money on your card and you start calling mom.
When the suns out and you're lookin' rough on campus.
When you finally give up on that one problem you will never solve
You told him "No" six times, yet he is just that persistent.
Watching someone's reaction to "This is a fake ID ma'am... This is not you."