Being A College Student, As Told By Andy Dwyer
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Being A College Student, As Told By Andy Dwyer

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it really well."

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Being A College Student, As Told By Andy Dwyer

Andy Dwyer is one of the most relatable television characters of all time (at least in the biased opinion of a die-hard "Parks and Recreation" fan). Yes, he may be lacking a little bit in the intelligence department (if we're being honest), but he is innocent and hilarious, and every college student can relate to him in one way or another.

Don't think so? Well, here are twelve times Andy Dwyer was the embodiment of you as a college student.

1. When you haven't met the required word count for a paper, so you just do this...


2. It's been a while since you've worked out, and after 10 minutes on the treadmill this is you:


3. When you get to class and everyone gets out the homework you didn't even know was assigned.


4. When you get back from Christmas break, and it's the first day of the new semester.


5. When your mom calls you during midterms week and asks how you're doing.


6. When a person describes something, thinking you have no idea what they're talking about, and you surprise them.


7. When you look back at the notes you took in class and they look really good, but you have no idea what they mean.


8. When you waste time producing doodles equivalent to the works of Picasso on your notes, then your prof asks you a question you have no idea how to answer.

9. When your professor announces that he is going to extend a deadline or push back a test.

10. When you present a group project that you only met up for once...the night before.

11. This is your Friday night after midterms (aka the worst week of your life).

12. When your class is cancelled, you got a good grade, the weekend came, or basically any time you were just super stoked about something -- this is how you feel inside...


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