There is no relationship quite like a college relationship. You are past the years of having your mom drop you off at the movie theater, but not at all ready to start picking out your engagement rings. You don't have to ask your parents permission to have sleepovers, but you are also too busy to take advantage of that opportunity every week. You're in the midst of trying to figure out yourself, your career, and your future while also trying to care for another person. It's difficult; a little messy sometimes, but you wouldn't have it any other way. With this unique type of relationship comes very distinct characteristics, and who better to help describe these dysfunctional characteristics than America's favorite dysfunctional TV family?
1. You embarrass each other in public... a lot.
Whether it's with intoxicated dancing or butt grabbing at the grocery store, you're always finding new ways to embarrass your significant other. Unfortunately, so are they.
2. You try to compete over who has the hardest week.
Sorry if I don't seem sympathetic over the fact that you have two exams this week, I'm just trying to get this 20 page research paper done.
3. You can always turn a "no" into a "yes."
You've got each other down to a science- and that includes knowing exactly what to wear and what kind of puppy dog face to give in order to get what you want.
4. You have you're own inside jokes and language.
People on the street might give you confused glances, but you understand each other and that's all that matters.
5. You're a package deal whenever one of you gets an invite to something.
Come on, you're the dynamic duo. A party wouldn't be the same with only one of you there.
6. Sometimes you're just too busy to hang out with each other.
Or you need to cancel plans due to unforeseen commitments. But it's okay, you're understanding and are appreciative of some alone time.
7. Sometimes gift-giving is really hard, but it's the thought that counts.
We're both broke college kids, what do we want besides money anyways?
8. What you used to think was cute is now the bane of your existence.
And remember when your significant other used to be embarrassed if they passed gas in front of you? Those were the days...
9. But you're not afraid to point out each other's flaws.
"You're leaving the house? Wearing that?"
10. You really know how to lay down the law with each other.
You also know that pizza cures any argument you could ever have.
11. You fish for compliments like it's your job.
If your significant other won't acknowledge that you lost two pounds, you'll make them.
12. But sometimes you're just naturally sappy.
When you're in the mood, you transform into "that couple."
13. You're worried about their safety... but not that worried.
I'm not worried enough to keep you from doing the stupid thing you want to do, but I'm worried enough to stay up all night waiting for the text letting me know you still have a pulse.
14. Some people can't stand being around the two of you together.
And it's even taken the people you love most a long time to get used to it.
15. You can be very competitive with each other.
Mario Kart can cause you to stop speaking to each other for several days.
16. You will make up literally any excuse to cuddle.
Long day? Cuddle. Happy? Cuddle. Sad? Cuddle. It's the answer to everything.
17. The best dates are those that involve food.
Because what else is a partner good for besides being down for ordering takeout and trying that new Mac and Cheese restaurant?
18. You know you're lucky to have each other.
Because someone that can put up with your crazy, stressed out, stubborn self deserves a medal.
