It's a typical Saturday night and you are going out on the town to grab some food and maybe some drinks. So you start walking into Kilroy's or Chili's to make your tummy happy and the moment you get in, you see this gorgeous specimen sitting at the bar alone. There are other girls in the room, but you feel this special force that attracts you to her that you've never felt before. You just feel like you've got to make a move or you are going to regret it for the rest of your life. But you don't know what to say and you are hesitating. The time is ticking and you see other dudes getting ready to make their move to make an impression on the lady. It's now or never!
What is your next move?
What are you going to do or say to grab her attention and make her fall for you instead of this other dude who looks better than you?
Well, in simpler times, brute force, wealth, or just plain physical attributes may have helped others score some points and win their potential date's heart. However, in today's sophisticated society, just having a cute face or good body just doesn't cut it anymore. Nowadays, you've got to be clever with your words and funny on top of other attributes.
For average guys like me, that is a huge advantage that we could utilize to score some points to get pretty girls that you see without having special attributes. All we've got to do is play the words right and make a lasting impression to make a girl be interested in talking to us using pick up lines.
And for science, I've been compiling the best, field tested, up-to-date pick up lines that can help you pick up girls that you like instantly. So let's get to it.
Online Dating Pick Up Lines
In dating apps like Tinder, unless you get the girl's attention right away, you are going to lose her for good. Thus, a clever pick-up line to start the conversation is very important. Here are some clever pick-up lines that have worked for me for the last couple of months.
1. "You are the kind of person I would catch eye contact with on the bus and never have the confidence to say hi to. So, hi!"
2. "I was so happy I matched you that I tried to tell a random lady at the bus stop about it. She was not amused."
3. "I’ve had a crush on you for two hours."
4. *Say something cool, say something cool* "SOMETHING COOL"
5. "You have matched with a weirdo! Please press 1 to continue the weirdness and potentially get married. Press 2 to adopt a snow leopard"
6. "You must be a small amount of red phosphorous on a wooden stick, because we’re a match."
7. "If I had a penny for every person that swiped right on me, I’d have 46. The important thing is I’d spend it all on you."
8. "Thank you almighty Gods of Tinder. I am not worthy"
So you get the point. Be clever and don't let the conversation drop. Keep it interesting and focus on the girl, rather than yourself.
IRL Date Pick Up Lines
Texting is the easiest way you could probably talk to someone. Since you are not directly, physically seeing the other person, its lot easier to actually think about what you are going to say and what not to say. But in real life, there's no time to think, you've got to process what your hearing and talk within nanoseconds. Or else, you've just lost that person's interest.
And in IRL, we say the stupidest things that undermine our true character. Thus, only through practice using the pickup lines can we have the chance of winning the girl. Here are some more pick up lines more useful for IRL asking out situations:
9. "If you had to binge watch a show for a few days what would you go with?"
10. "What film can you quote all day every day?"
11. "I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice."
12. "I want to see the world one little bit at a time. Where do you think I should see next?"
13. "We should go out! Otherwise my friends will never believe me!"
14. "If I can guess the first two digits of your mobile number, you have to fill in the rest, deal? (hint: it’s most likely going to be 0,1,7)"
15. "Let’s meet up! Worst case scenario you have a laugh and a free drink"
16. "Do you eat or drink? Because I think we should do one of those things together soon"
17. "The world is literally begging for me and you to go conquer it. How about this weekend?"
18. "You’ve clearly got great taste, know any good restaurants?"
19. "I would love to be the reason you delete dating apps forever. Shall we have a drink this week?"
20. "Shall we flip a coin? Heads you go out with me, tails I go out with you?"
In IRL situation, just saying these lines would be weird. Therefore, make sure you go up to them as introduce yourself first and then use these pick up lines to start and carry on interesting conversations. Once you start with one, keep the conversation focused on the girl, not you. Make sure that she feels like you are understanding and interested in her stories, her life.
I know it's terrible to actually go up to a person a try to start a conversation, especially with a pretty girl. However, confidence is the most important aspect of this field. Make sure you speak up, talk clearly and direct. And remember, no one gets it on the first try, keep practicing until you get it right.
May the odds be in your favor.
